The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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