You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
no you cant smoke seaweed
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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