Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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