It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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