i just wanna soil my oats bro
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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