shes about as inviting as chlamydia
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
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There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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