she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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