come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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