I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
