We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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