just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
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his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
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I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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