My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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