I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
we're making bets on your personal life
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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