I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!