Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?