Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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