The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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