Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
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