what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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