So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
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You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
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So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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