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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that

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  If You’re Hot, It’s Easier For You To Do These 27 Things

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I need a costume

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  Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too

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  This was before halftime

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  I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.

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