I'm going to jail i love you
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
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Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me