:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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