belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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