with your own penis?
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
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