Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have to summon your inner elephant
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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