You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
We left an ass print on the piano.
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I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
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I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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