I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
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Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
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Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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