3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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