I bet he comes in French.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
do herpes really smell.
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I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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