You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
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How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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