i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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