She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
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Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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