you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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