oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
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There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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