i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
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The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
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I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I think my moral compass just broke
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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