My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
