I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
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But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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