you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
how drunk are you?
Several
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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