So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Randomize
