Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
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It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
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had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Randomize