Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
My pussy is not your playground.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Can I color on your dick again?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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