that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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