Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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