Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
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Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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