I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
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I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
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