I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
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The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
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How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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