I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Operation Purity has been aborted
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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