proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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