Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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