ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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