halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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