Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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