The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I just want nice things and good sex
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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