In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
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