You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
