He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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