bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
That reminds me...we need to get swords
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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