YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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