I love black thongs
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Randomize
