i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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