What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
