It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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