worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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